"mazda616" (mazda616)
09/30/2017 at 19:02 • Filed to: People Suck | 0
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Sad times.
There’s not a dent, so it wasn’t a door. Someone walking by dragged something against it, I guess.
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> mazda616
09/30/2017 at 19:12 |
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Likely a large purse where the clasp or buckle was pressed up against your car by the thoughtlessness of a volumptuous woman
TheHondaBro
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/30/2017 at 19:18 |
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$10 says she drives an IS300 Sportcross.
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> TheHondaBro
09/30/2017 at 19:34 |
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No one with more than 15% body fat could fit in an IS300.
E90M3
> mazda616
09/30/2017 at 19:38 |
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I’m sorry man, this is why I park in the back of the lot and get mad/perplexed when people park next to me.
I remember when I was 7 I scraped my bike handle down the side of my parents MPV, at the time I never understood why my dad was so mad. I do now.
C62030
> TheHondaBro
09/30/2017 at 19:40 |
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I was gonna say Buick Rendezvous.
Steve in Manhattan
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/30/2017 at 20:20 |
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Or just an asshole with a key ...
Svart Smart, traded in his Smart
> mazda616
09/30/2017 at 22:26 |
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Grr. I’m vicariously angry on your behalf.